welcome to the family

dear friends,

its been sometime since i had my last tattoo and for all you who are not too privileged to look down my butt crack heres a full monty and a recap...


item number one...of most significance to me... my freedom and independance...


item number 2... signifies the period of fiery passion for life and finding oneself..however successful... im not sure yet.. but i believe im on the right track.

lastly, the next significant period of my life, being reborn.. and staying true to myself.. the essence of my being.. this is me.. cool huh...



spunk me FTW!!

men men men......

Since im on the topic of the things i love.. i thot i would share with you one of the things i love (which is on the bottom of list of the things i love hehe).. Man..as in Man with the whole works of balls and beards.... well not like i have an affinity with men, but since i decided to show you 2 guys i cant get enough of.. here is No.1 on joan's which-man-would-i-wanna-get-stuck-on-a-deserted-island-with list.



meet Johnny..

He's funny, he's sexy, he's quirky extremely talented and he's got gorgeous eyes... im like omgwtfbbqpwned by him... orlando bloom, jon johnsson can kao pian zhan.

oh man i cant wait for pirates of the carribean 2...


Heres No. 2:



Daniel Wu

Have you seen this man's body?! if he was living in the medieval times, woman would use his body as a washboard by the river...then i wanna be a shirt, a pants, a skirt, an underwear, a bra, or even a rag.... hehe

now now friends... you may wonder if joan has finally seen the light, and have decided to take the straight path to redemption (no pun intended)..hehe..lets just say i'm currently omnisexual (or scientifically Pansexual).. the ever scandalous joan rather prefers more choices.

well in actual fact.. my answer to which-man-would-i-wanna-get-stuck-on-a-deserted-island-with question is ... Both of them.

Woot.

Meet raffe.... he's sleeping with me these days

cute isnt he? kt gave him to me...i luuuuurrrrvvveee giraffes...

heavyweight chao geng championship tag team

AND IN THIS CORNER....HEAVYWEIGHT CHAO GENG CHAMPIONSHIP TAG TEAM...drum roll...Pris & Joan!


(here's pris & me in 2006 doing wat we love to do..KTV)

We instantly clicked the moment we met back in 1997 in TP. We were never seen without each other around, in school. Dubbed as Super-Slackers Tag-Team (famous knock-out combo move: innocent batting eyelashes, sweet smile and a viciously manicured middle finger; guaranteed to K.O.). With award winning one-liner retorts, unforgettable what-the-hell-do-they-think-they-are-doing-haha-funny project presentations achievement awards, summa-cum-laude absenteeism accolade, heavyweight chao-geng championship belt, 100% accuracy rate in spotting exam questions, and inventors of the cinemascope-eyes(tm)..lecturers just cannot get enough of us..or out talk us. If there is the quickest and easiest way to scoring that exam paper, you can be sure, pris & joan thought of it..first.

Book of the month

This is the must read book of the month:

everyone worth knowing by lauren weisberger (Bestselling author of The Devil wears Prada)



This book is captures the glitz, glamour and utterly digustingly rich brats and celebs lifestyles & dirty secrets. Um-chioingly funny, romantic & eye-rollingly bitchy.

guys might wanna stay off this.

the world is made for people who have no sense of smell.

Sometimes i wonder if being born with an ultra sensitive nose is a blessing or a curse (having to turn green in public and inconspicuosly try to not embaress the other party with the BO). So in order to officially establish whether this is a talent point or not, here is my first official list:

Pro:
- ability to sense and predict wind direction, humidity and air-circulation. ( i feel like Storm HEH)
- ability to hold my breath for long periods of time (from level one to level 27)
- ability to predict with one scan whether a person has BO or not
- i can pick up a nice smell from a mile away
- i can smell the weather
- self aware of how self smells (always nice.. therefore is a pro)
- has nice smelling room
- has officially cut down on eating red meat (i can tell if a perosn eats too much pork or mutton. Am being totally serious)

Con:
- sudden winds of change can kill
- i can pick up a bad smell from a mile away
- constantly having to make detours
- fear of crowded buses
- fear of sitting alone on the bus not knowing who is gonna sit next to me & not leaving me with much choice.
- fear of black taxis
- fear of crowded lifts
- fear of public toilets
- fear of crowded places
- fear of cineleisure
- fear of cinemas with cotton seats
- fear of bro's room
- fear of changing rooms with carpets
- spending too much money on perfumes (even mens)
- puts limits on the number of persons i can date in this world

having bionic nose is now officially not on my talent list. so much for that.